Captain Chucklethrust's (Previously known as "Captain Chucklecrust's") is the pizza parlor in F is for Family. This restaurant is owned by Louis Gagliardi, the head of the Mohican Airways baggage handler union. It's been mentioned that the pizza parlor is being renovated to a cabaret nightclub. In Season 2, the restaurant has been transformed into a pizza parlor/strip club, with the robotic bears now used as stripper.
- This restaurant is where all meetings with the baggage handler union and the Rustbelt Memorial Airport managers were held.
- After Season 1, the restaurant has been renamed Captain Chucklethrust's.